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March 9th, 2005
The following is a synopsis of what happened after I left Jamie and Kris’s apartment:
I was incredibly tired as I left Jamie and Kris’s apartment. (It should be noted that their building has exactly the same layout as my building.) I walked slowly down the stairs managing only to stumble once. I […]
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March 8th, 2005
Today I woke up several minutes before I was supposed to be at work so I had no time for breakfast. I was doing okay until around 1:30pm when my stomach punched my throat and my throat screamed at my brain, “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS […]
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March 8th, 2005
Who likes online quizzes? You do you sick bastard. So do I. What better way to sum up your life than to take a five minute online quiz and have to tell you exactly who you are. Here are some of mine:
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don’t really try to seduce […]
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March 7th, 2005
After reading many blogs and reading about many personal problems I have decided to take a different approach to blogging. I’m not going to name anyone specifically because you all know who you are but it doesn’t really matter anyways because it seems like more or less everyone is doing it. Just for […]
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March 6th, 2005
Danny Spillman sent me a text message.
Christianity and religion in general fell another notch.
We laughed over it.
Danny Spillman punched me in the mouth.
Gareth Wester recited a great quote.
The word love fell another notch.
We laughed over it.
Gareth Westler punched me in the mouth.
Francesca Haack saw this store at the Mall of America.
Respect for Corporate America fell […]
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March 5th, 2005
From a minimalist perspective, even the simplest, smallest word can be an entire story. A poem. So ladies and gentleman, I give you my story not as a sentence, not as a question, but just as a word.
why
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March 2nd, 2005
I have been, for lack of a better word, hauling ass. I can’t even begin to explain how much work I’ve gotten done in the last few days. It feels very nice. Here are some cute drawings I did for your viewing pleasure:
God telling me to “get back in the hole” and […]
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