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Here goes Ikea, hit me!

Ho-rah for fluffy-dusty-sticks!

This lamp KICKS ASS. It’s all pretty and really pretty and looks pretty and pretty.
Oh another note, Madison can be really fucking boring and lacking lights and scary. I miss Minneapolis.

So I’m just making another post at the moment but something came up and I just HAD to switch topics.
This just in, I have an ungodly massive hole in my boxers. I mean this bad boy is so colossal there is no way I could have possibly missed this when I put them on […]

I’m in a semi-jaded, dramatic mood. Bear with me here folks.

NO IT IS NOT! I was made fun of in this cold, hard world for being an “Ikea Virgin.” And now look at me. LOOK AT ME! Sad and broken.

Look at that kid. LOOK AT HIM! Notice the […]

I went to MCAD about a week or so ago. I took pictures. And never posted them. So, by demand, here they come!

This one is called Evan. He is excellent. He is a good friend. He is Emma’s. He has two heads.

This one is called Emma. She […]

The 6th Harry Potter book came out.

Alex dragged me, kicking and screaming, to the opening because of some lame reason like “I want to get the books I pre-ordered.” Actually, that’s a pretty good reason. There’s a shit-load of pictures so I’ll cut to the chase.
My God, there were a lot of people […]

I could have sworn that I already posted these pictures, but on second inspection… I guess not. Well either way, here we go!

DEAR GOD, SOMEONE HELP THEM!

Some people think I eat nothing for breakfast, how wrong they were…

I bet NOBODY knows what this picture is of.
(note sarcasm)
Next time we’ve got pictures of- Of… Oh […]

OkCupid test result time! Check this shiat.

Don Juan
You scored 90% flirt-conscious!

Wow! You really know your body language! People like talking to you because you know how to make them feel comfortable. Your little black book is filled with numbers, and everyone you know is jealous of all […]

People down on State St are fun… TO TAKE PICTURES OF!

Couples, aren’t they cute?!

Juanita, isn’t she cute?!

Colin, isn’t he cute?!

Laura, isn’t she CUTE?!
Heck yes they are.

So I wussed out on the shirtless pictures. Maybe I’m being too modest… Anyways, I’ve still got them, and if you’re resourceful I’m sure you can find them. OR if you’re a girl, then you can just ask me for them, in which case I will gladly email you high resolution signed photographs.

Alley

Windows

7/10/05 2:08am
Okay, Patrice and I are sitting here in her apartment and here are the current conditions:
1) We are tired (it’s 2am)
2) We have a very low tolerance of alcohol
3) We are drinking beer
4) We have nothing in our stomachs aside from beer
Combine all of those things together and we now have a very strange […]