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Calling All Women

I’m feeling a change. A rift in the world which it known as my pants. The switch is being made. Slowly, but surely the transition will take place…
No I’m not talking about puberty. I’ve already got that covered, thank you very much. I’m talking about making the switch to boxer […]

IMPORTANT

Okay, I’ve been promising a post for awhile. I don’t know what’s up with me. I’m just in a funk and I’m not really in the mood. So, the whole lot of you can all just bugger off. I’ll post when I’m in a good mood.
I totally forgot, my server will […]

You Called Me Grape-Aid

Andrew Woody,
I first met you when I came to Otis. You were tall, from California, and looked like a ‘pretty-boy.’ I never anticipated how good of friends we were to become. After the first night we talked all the time about everyone and everything. I was always so jealous of you. […]

Boxers?

So I’m just making another post at the moment but something came up and I just HAD to switch topics.
This just in, I have an ungodly massive hole in my boxers. I mean this bad boy is so colossal there is no way I could have possibly missed this when I put them on […]

A Night Of Potter

The 6th Harry Potter book came out.

Alex dragged me, kicking and screaming, to the opening because of some lame reason like “I want to get the books I pre-ordered.” Actually, that’s a pretty good reason. There’s a shit-load of pictures so I’ll cut to the chase.
My God, there were a lot of people […]

Minneapolis: Text Version

7/10/05 2:08am
Okay, Patrice and I are sitting here in her apartment and here are the current conditions:
1) We are tired (it’s 2am)
2) We have a very low tolerance of alcohol
3) We are drinking beer
4) We have nothing in our stomachs aside from beer
Combine all of those things together and we now have a very strange […]

 

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