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New weekly post! I will take the funnies messages from my answering machine and put them here. Fun and antics, could you ask for more? Oh, and the 3D Crit post is in the workings for those who were wondering. But without further ado, I present, Answering Machine:
This week’s addition of […]

Picture post just because I haven’t in awhile. Older pictures, but none the less fun.

My tight as hell stomach, heh, will now be kept “Fresh as New” with this new product from BLAMO!

“Keep your flabby skin “Fresh as New” with this new product from BLAMO!” - Butters, Director of Advertisement
Testimonials:
“My neck has […]

I’ve got sex on the brain, so here are some nice, sexy quotes:

Men are like snowstorms. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last.

Memory is like an orgasm. It is a lot better if you don’t have to fake it.

The function of a muscle is to […]

Now I know how much we all love pictures, so I will post pictures as soon as they are available. In the meantime, words will have to do.
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I’m not sure exactly what to say, so I’ll just start typing. Drilling into solid rock, is very hard. It was hard the first time. […]

FAQ:
Do you actually know Teresa?
No. But, Teresa is one of Allison’s friends who goes to the University. I have never met her and decided to use her because very few of the people I know know her.
Did you get any at all last night?
Me?! Get action?! Oh man, come on people! […]

So I know that I promised Gareth that I wouldn’t date anyone. AND I usually hate posting about stuff like this, but it’s too incredible to not post about.
So last night me and Allison Pandora’s coffee house to get a late night coffee. I got my usual Strawberry French Soda (yum) and Allison […]

It’s not like you to mindlessly follow the herd, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. Stand aside and let them tromp by while you engage your penetrating power of insight and judge for yourself.
Suckers!

I’ve been saying, “Joel Gillman, falling in love with every girl who has ever smiled at him since 1985,” for god knows how long. Just last night my Mum sent me a message online that read, “In love even with that cute girl bagging the groceries at Kohl’s when you were 3. You told […]

Lauren asked me if I wanted to go over to her friends house and feed the cats with her. Yeah, I wasn’t doing much anyways so I went along. Thinking there were one or two cats to feed I was very surprised. There were fucking FIVE cats. They were everywhere! […]

“4 out of 5 girls are psychos… The 5th one is fat.”
-Pablo Francisco
“What would I do for a Klondike bar? I’d pay the frick’n 48 cents.”
-Gareth
“What the fuck? Eyebrow piercing is my fetish!”
-Joel (me)
“Awesome sauce!”
-Patrice
“I want to stare at your work, step back, tilt my head to the side, lean […]