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Quizzes Up The Wazoo

Who likes online quizzes? You do you sick bastard. So do I. What better way to sum up your life than to take a five minute online quiz and have to tell you exactly who you are. Here are some of mine:

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don’t really try to seduce people… it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

That’s right, bitches! I’m one smooth mother. I don’t know how true that is, but it’s still nice to think about. Any thoughts?

Your Passion is Purple

Sophisticated and classy, you’re a bit picky about sex.
You’re more likely to be turned on by a fancy hotel room than a dirty flick.
Sex is fine enough, as long as it doesn’t mess up your hair.
For you, sex is more about power and favors than actually pleasure.

How can passion be a color? Energy is amber colored. Rather, amber is the color of your energy. And honestly people, I’m not that fucking picky about my hair! I don’t even do anything with it half the time! Thus, the hat!

Your Love Number is
2
Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover.
Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie’s mistakes.
At times, your need to please can be come a bit too needy.
As long as you remain somewhat independent, your relationships are perfectly balanced.

Two can be as bad as one, it’s the loneliest number since the number one. But that’s just song lyrics. Truthfully, I don’t even like that song very much. I’m not sure how this one judges me, maybe it’s accurate… And I am unselfish and humble…
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2 Responses to “Quizzes Up The Wazoo”

  1. Jamie Says:

    *smirks* How interesting.

    “The Natural” is a very unique seduction style, I’m guessing. Hmm. “Smooth” might not be the right word, if it just seems to happen. “Lucky” tends to fit in there a bit better.

    Hee. Just kidding. ^.^

    Purple is so a colour of passion. And be happy you go that one– what if you’d gotten green or something? You’d be an herbisexual like Danny! *grins*

    Humble and unselfish…. *snerks* Anyways. As for being a 2, you do seem to forgive easily… Be careful of that. Truly.

    Smooches.

  2. Alex Says:

    Your Seduction Style: The Natural

    You don’t really try to seduce people… it just seems to happen.
    Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
    You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
    People drop their guard around you, and find themselves fallin

    Your Passion is Yellow

    You’re a total sexual shape shifter.
    You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable.
    Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual.
    While you the most passionate, you are very open minded.
    [How True . . .]

    Your Love Number is 9

    You are a peaceful person, and you tend to have calm, stable relationships.
    Connecting deeply is another skill of yours, and you tend to know lovers well.
    Trusting and laid back, you are an easy person to love.
    Love can be a little blinding for you, so open your eyes a little more!

    Hehe, those are mine joelie!

 

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