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Whilst having an online conversation with Gareth we said somethings that were just funny and gross.

Gareth: Quick question, how do you change the stroke size in Photoshop CS?
Joel: What are yo- this is really dirty, but here we go: What are you trying to stroke?

Joel: So what are you doin?
Gareth: This may sound a little weird, but I’m looking for a good picture that’s not dirty, hinting at masturbation.
Joel: Alright, alright
Joel: I’m sure you have a good reason.
Gareth: oh, I do
Gareth: and I’ll show you the end result after I’m done
Joel: It better not be a fucking Kleenex

And not exactly dirty, but still was fun:

Joel: back!
Gareth: where’d you go?
Joel: I was helping this guy with his corrupted iPod. Poor guy lost everything, wife, kids, house, thank god he got out of there in time. But by the time I got there, there was nothing I could do but watch. Watch as this man’s life burned to the ground in a matter of minutes.
Joel: …
Joel: Wait, what? Sorry, I blacked out.
Gareth: ………….
Gareth: that was really good
Joel: Why thank you. I can be dramatic if I want to.

That’s all for now, tune in later for more… stuff…
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