Ikea: 2 of 4
July 20th, 2005
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one, hit me!
First thought: Man this is a big mirror.
Second thought: Man I look homosexual. Tight pants, pink belt, tight shirt. Even look at the way I’m standing, for crying out loud. It just SCREAMS gay. No wonder I’ve got lady problems… Kinda.
First thought: Man this is a big mirror, too.
Second thought: Yeah, this is a big mirror.
Alright, now that I look back at this post, it’s pretty effin lame. I promise tomorrow will be better, if not only a little bit.
July 21st, 2005 at 12:55 am
Nice picture.
What, you thought I was going to say something sarcastic, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU? Something like “Nice picture, you flaming homo-gay,” right? Well, I’ll tell you something: I’m more mature than you think, mister ‘high and mighty’! Sit in your tower!!!
Homo-gay.
July 21st, 2005 at 12:45 pm
That little faux goatee lurking on the bottom of your face ain’t helpin either.
-Kate