Pig Fan Erection
October 10th, 2005
Totally unpracticed. Start to finish in 10 mintues max. That’s including encoding and posting. We’re just feckin’ around but it’s really fun to do. So here you are, Pig Fan Erection (sorry for all the clicks and pops). By the way, even though we have access to superb recording equipment and facilities we still prefer to record in my living room with my internal laptop mic. Here’s the lyrics just for fun. Notice the end part with the dash and ellipsis, that’s where my brain ran out of creative juice.
Guitar: Bill
Vocals: Joel
Background noise: Ben and Allison
Oh my pig fan only takes little batteries,
And the batteries, are dead.
Only spins in one direction and,
that direction is bad, bad.Man I wish that I had batteries,
Man I wish that it spun in directions,
Man I wish I had an erection tonight.Man I wish I had an erection tonight.
Pig fan, tonight.LEDs and circuit boards,
Little tiny piggies,
I wonder if it’s designer made.
I have a little light switch LED,
It’s really bright and lights my way at night.I saw that Mica had the- pig… lighter.
Pig. Fan.
What next? Nobody knows, at least most of this stuff is original…
October 11th, 2005 at 3:26 pm
hey, i get to be considered background vocals dont i? i did say “pig” at the end, and then bill said “fan.” AWESOME.
October 12th, 2005 at 12:47 am
Man, when Mark gave you that thing, that was awesome I want one…I love you pig pink fan pen thingy ma bob.
October 13th, 2005 at 6:39 am
Oh Gilly, you’re such a goofy kid