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I Like Girls

Let me start out with this very short conversation…

Joel: Hey check out that girl. Ger-rowel!
Katie: Joel, you do realise that you’re the only one who likes girl in this group, right?
Joel: But, I… Holy shit you’re right. HOW DID I NOT REALISE THIS BEFORE?!

Out of me, Ben, Bill, and Katie, I’m the only one who is checking out chicks. That kinda makes me feel like a bastard for being like, “Hey, check out that girl,” and everyone else is just like that’s great Joel. Gareth that’s why I need you around. Tim, that’s why I need you around (though it’s a little harder for you since you’re in Iowa). But have no fear, I will continue to remark on the physical appearance of girls around be despite this recent discouragement. Not to say I don’t appreciate the female mind, which I do.

EDIT: Wow, just realised how much more of a bastard I sound like now. I’m really not a bigot towards women at all, I respect women a lot and enjoy their company.

2 Responses to “I Like Girls”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Good story, Joel.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    don’t be ashamed, (o)(o) are nice

 

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