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FAQ:

Do you actually know Teresa?
No. But, Teresa is one of Allison’s friends who goes to the University. I have never met her and decided to use her because very few of the people I know know her.

Did you get any at all last night?
Me?! Get action?! Oh man, come on people! I’m good but not that good. And I do have morals too, had I actually encountered that situation I really don’t think that would have happened.

Are you a one night stand kind of guy?
I don’t think so. I think most guys fantasize about them, but I wouldn’t really want it to be anything more than just a fantasy.

Are you back on the dating scene?
God no! What would make you thi- Oh, right. Well my answer is still no. No new girls since I got back, no new crushes since I got back, just homework. Good, old stacks of homework.

So what did you do last night?
Nothing, me and Allison sat on the couch. We also went to Milio’s to get some dinner, rather so Allison could get some dinner. But otherwise, yeah just sat on the couch.

What started the whole thing?
This all started when Allison messaged someone last night “I just had the most incredible sex two minutes ago,” as a joke. It was very funny, at that point there was no stopping it.

Anything you’d like to say?
Yes, I’m glad you asked, metaphorical-question-asker. I’m really lame at pulling April Fools pranks/jokes. The last, I don’t know, 18 years no one has ever fell for them. This was a piece of art that had been engineered over three hours! Only myself and two other people were in on it to maximize this fiction-us story’s effect.

Katrix’s Reaction
The look on Katie’s face was brilliant! When I saw her in the library I wasn’t sure if she had bought it or not. But when she greeted me with “Hey stud,” I knew I had got her.

I gave her a big hug and whispered, “April fools,” in her ear.

“April fools for what.”

I stared at her.

“Oh my god! I can’t believe you got me!”

She then proceeded to hit me with a book in her hand. Katie, APRIL FOOLS!

Tim Hau’s Reaction
I awoke to find a message from Tim on IM. In so many messages it read:
How do you do it sir? Manage to say so sexy, so suave, so smooth? It’s the three S’s to baggin’ chicks. All I’ve got is um… Sacreligious and Sarcastic. Not the best of the S’s to have. ALAS…
Tim, I’m glad that you have so much confidence in me and sorry to disappoint you. But, Tim, APRIL FOOLS!

Danny’s Reaction
He just stared into space as it slowly sunk in. Then he smiled, threw a pillow at me, laughed and told me how awkward it was coming home last night because he thought there was someone in my bed. BWAH HA HA! Then he vowed that by the end of the day I would be on the ground crying because he wouldn’t stop tickling me. I love you Danny but, APRIL FOOLS!

More to come…
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