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The Perfect Night

So I know that I promised Gareth that I wouldn’t date anyone. AND I usually hate posting about stuff like this, but it’s too incredible to not post about.

So last night me and Allison Pandora’s coffee house to get a late night coffee. I got my usual Strawberry French Soda (yum) and Allison got her usual, a Chai Tea. As we went to sit down Allison spotted her friend from the University, Teresa. I had met her a few times before and we really hit it off. I always thought she was pretty cute, and really nice too. Totally my type. The three of us talked and laughed and generally had a good time.

Allison had brought her book for her Andy Warhol class and had to read a butt load of chapters for the next day. Teresa and I continued to talk about all sorts of things. I had never grown so close to a person in so short a time. We talked about our classes, politics, people we liked and hated, and so on. Eventually we got on the wonderful topic of sex and told each other everything that turned each of us on and so forth. As we go deeper into the conversation Teresa stared me down and put her foot on my upper-inner thigh. I though to myself, “Oh my god, Gareth is going to kill me… Fuck it.”

A few minutes later she said that she was going to run to the bathroom, and took Allison with her. When they came back Allison started to gather her things saying that she was “tired” and was going to go home. Since Teresa and I were still talking Allison casually said, “Joel, if you want, Teresa can just drive you home later if you don’t want to leave now.” Man those girls are smooth (but I totally knew what was going on).

Allison left and me and Teresa moved to the couch. I felt like I was in high school again. We sat close. We held hands. We talked. There was a moment of silence and she positioned herself on the couch so that she was facing me more. She said, and I quote, “I really like you.” And then she kissed me. I was caught a little off guard but maintained myself enough to kiss her back. God it was incredible.

She pulled away, got off of the couch and said “let’s jet.” Who says let’s jet?! I say let’s jet!! I’m the only person I knew (until now) who says that! We got in her car and drove back to my place. In the parking lot we made out for a short while in her car, then walked hand in hand back to my apartment. We were all over each other as soon as I unlocked the door. Luckily Brendon and Danny were out late doing homework and god knows what, AND Bill was at Ben’s (as usual). We found our way to my bed, and I’m sure you can guess the rest ; )

I may be getting ahead of myself, but I think I might be in love. Gareth I’m so sorry I broke the oath, but this was this was totally worth it. As I’m posting this she is sound asleep in my bed; she is so awesome and beautiful. It’s so early in the morning I feel like I’m in a dream. I’ve already walked back to my room once to make sure that she is actually there.

So I leave you all for now to sleep. Katie, ask me about this tomorrow and I will give you all of the gushy details that I wouldn’t dare share with the world. Gareth, again, sorry, but I need to talk to you ASAP! Allison, I fucking owe you big time, remind me to thank you next time I see you.

Good night to all, and to all a good fucking night.

APRIL FOOLS!! See the next post for a description of your reaction. Me?! Get action?! BWAH HA HA! Check it out, yo: http://artgoeshere.net/blog/2005/04/april-fools.html

5 Responses to “The Perfect Night”

  1. Gareth Says:

    Hey man, don’t say sorry. I didn’t want you to do anything in particular. I was saying that from recent experiences, I thought that maybe it’d be better for you if you didn’t date. It wasn’t anything like “do this”, it was more like “well, you’d probably feel better if you did this.” So no apologies. If you feel it’s what you should have done, then it’s what you should have done. The most important thing is to be happy. If you’re doing that, then you’ve succeeded. Anyway, yeah, I’ll talk to you soon.

  2. Kris Says:

    …and here is where I tell you this: I hope this is your idea of an April Fool’s joke.

    And I’m not laughing, either.

    ~ le prince

  3. c Says:

    :)

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Joel, errr i hope you know what you are doing here, because i know of a couple people you will hurt greatly with this. I am happy for you, but at the same time worried. All i will say for now until we talk again is, we need to talk about it, and be careful m’dear.

    ~AlphaRomeo . . . you and gareth know who this is…

  5. c Says:

    yes joel, please deny yourself happiness because some other people might be angry. wait, whaaaa?

    i’m happy that you’re happy. because an angry joel, why that’s like a sober jackson pollock-it’s just no good, quite scary actually

    do i get bonus points for an art reference?

 

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