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I’ve got sex on the brain, so here are some nice, sexy quotes:

• Men are like snowstorms. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last.

• Memory is like an orgasm. It is a lot better if you don’t have to fake it.
• The function of a muscle is to pull and not push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue. -Leonardo Da Vinci
• Sex is like a bridge game; if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
• The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it. -Truman Capote
• It was at the end of my freshman year of high school - and freshman year of masturbating - that I discovered on the underside of my penis, just where the shaft meets the head, a little discolored dot that has since been diagnosed as a freckle. Cancer. I had given myself cancer. All that pulling and tugging at my own flesh, all that friction, had given me an incurable disease. And not yet fourteen In bed at night the tears rolled from my eyes. ‘No ’ I sobbed. ‘I don’t want to die Please - no ’ But then, because I would very shortly be a corpse anyway, I went ahead as usual and jerked off into my sock. -Philip Roth
• It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. -George Burns
• I got my sex drive last month. It came with my computer.
• Kinky is using a feather - perverted is using the whole chicken.

And now some interesting Masturbation facts:

• In the 1700’s Swiss physician S. Tissot claimed that masturbation was an illness that led to insanity, a number of other serious illnesses, and even death.
• Approximately 50% of people feel guilty after they masturbate.
• Studies have shown that, contrary to myth, regular acts of masturbation will not cause blindness.

In 1977, D’Augelli and D’Augelli used the following framework to describe the various sexual philosophies among unmarried people. Which one are you?

• inexperienced virgins - “are individuals who have had little dating experience until college and usually have not thought much about sex
• adamant virgins - are people who firmly believe that intercourse before marriage is improper (and often have a strong religious basis for this belief)
• potential nonvirgins - are individuals who have not yet found the right partner or the right situation for coital sex and often seem to have a high fear of pregnancy
• engaged nonvirgins - are those whose coital experience has usually been only with one partner (typically someone they love or care deeply about) and only in the context of a committed relationship
• liberated nonvirgins - are people who have more permissive attitudes toward premarital intercourse and value the physical pleasures of coitus without demanding love as a justification
• confused nonvirgins - are those who ‘engage in sex without real understanding for the motivation, the place of sex in their lives, or its effects on them.’

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